From: zagzig@vsnl.com (sunil shibad)
Keywords: chuckle, sexual stereotypes, heard it, forwarded
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
Date: Mon, 7 Aug 2000 19:30:01 PDT

WHO UNDERSTANDS MEN?

* The nice men are ugly.

* The handsome men are not nice.

* The handsome and nice men are gay.

* The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

* The men who are not so handsome but are nice men have no money.

* The men who are not so handsome but are nice men with money think
we are only after their money.

* The handsome men without money are after our money.

* The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual
don't think we are beautiful enough.

* The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat
nice and have money are cowards.

* The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money
and are heterosexual are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!!

* The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest
on us when we take the initiative.

NOW... WHO UNDERSTANDS MEN?