A group of girlfriends went on vacation and they see a five-story hotel
with a sign that reads "For Women Only". Since they were without their
boyfriends, they decide to go in. The Bouncer, a  very attractive guy,
explains to them how it works...

"We have 5 floors... go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are
looking for, you can stay there."
"It's easy to decide, since each floor has signs telling you what's inside"

So they start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads "All the men
here are horrible lovers, but they are sensitive and kind"... the friends
laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the Second floor reads "All the men here are wonderful lovers,
but they generally treat women badly". This wasn't going to do, so the
friends move up to the Third floor where the sign read: "All the men here
are great lovers and sensitive to the needs of women."

This was good but there were still two more floors so on to the Fourth
floor, the sign was perfect. "All the men here have perfect builds; are
sensitive and attentive to women; are perfect lovers; they are also single,
rich and straight" The women seemed pleased but they decide that they would
rather  see what the fifth floor has to offer before they settle for the
fourth.

When they reach the Fifth floor, there is only a sign that reads: "There
are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to
please a woman."