1. THE DOCTOR : because he says : "Take off your clothes"
2. THE DENTIST : because he says : "Open wide"
3. THE HAIRDRESSER : because he says : "Do you want it teased or blown"
4. THE MILKMAN : because he says : "Do you want it in the front or the back"
5. THE INTERIOR DECORATOR : because he says : "Once it's in, you'll love it."
6. THE SHARE BROKER : because he says : "It will rise right up, fluctuate
   for a while and then slowly fall back again"
7. THE BANKER : because he says : "If you take it out too soon, you'll lose
   interest"
8. THE HUNTER: because he "Goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always
   eats what he shoots"
9. THE PHONE COMPANY GUY : because he says : "Would you like it on the table
   or against the wall?"