Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
From: cdk@direct.ca (Charl D. Kunzmann)
Date: Sat, 15 Aug 1998 19:30:00 PDT

Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the following
conversation took place:

First Guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to
come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that
I will paint every room in the house next weekend."

Second Guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I
will build her a new deck for the pool."

Third Guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my
wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her."

They continue to play the hole when they realized that the
fourth guy has not said a word. So they ask him.  "You haven't
said anything about what you had to do to be able to come
golfing this weekend. What's the deal?"

Fourth Guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30am. When it goes off,
I shut off my alarm, give the wife a nudge and say, 'Golf Course or
Intercourse?' and she says, 'Wear your sweater.'"