Date: Thu, 14 May 1998 06:54:37 -0700
From: laurieh@scoop.com (Laurie Hager)

                The Titanic


 There were 5 presidents on the Titanic--Carter, Reagan, Bush,
 Nixon and Clinton.
As the Titanic hit the iceberg...Bush exclaimed, "We hit an
Iceberg" Reagan queried, "We hit what?"
Carter declared, "Save the women and children!"
Nixon said, "Screw the women!"
Clinton asked, "Do we have time?"