From: C.MAY3@genie.com (Cindy)
Keywords: chuckle, originally appeared in third quarter, 1991
Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny.reruns
Date: Wed, 3 May 2000 19:20:01 PDT

A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. "It's for my
husband," she tells the clerk.

"Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asked the clerk.

"Are you kidding?" she says. "He doesn't even know that I'm going to
shoot him!"