How about that.....?

  If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have
produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it!)

  If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more  like it!)

  The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the
body to squirt blood 30 feet.

  A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
(In my next life I want to be a pig!)

  Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Still  not over that pig thing!)

  The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its
own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

  A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it
starves to death.
(Creepy!)

  The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is
attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the
males head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....")

  Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(In my next life I still want to be a pig...quality over quantity!)

  Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Oh, geez!  I really didn't need to know that)

  Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
(OK, so that would  be a good thing ...)

  A cat's urine glows under a blacklight.
(I really didn't need to know that either)

  An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
(I know some people like that.)

  Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that too!)

  Polar bears are left handed.
(Who knew....?,)

  Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about the pig)