Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
From: TOMKANPA@aol.com
Date: Sat, 4 Jul 1998 19:30:00 PDT

FORD AND ADAM
  
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven.  At the gates, the angel tells Ford,
"Well, you've been such a good guy and your invention, the car, changed the
world.  As a reward, you can hang out with anyone you want in  heaven."
  
So, Henry Ford thinks about it and says, "I wanna hang with Adam, the first
man."
  
So, the guy at the gates points Adam out to Ford. 
  
When Ford gets to Adam, Ford asks, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of the
woman?"
  
Adam says yes.
  
"Well," says Ford, "You have some major design flaws in your invention:
  
  1.    There's too much front end protrusion. 
  2.    It chatters at high speeds.
  3.    The rear end wobbles too much.
  4.    And the intake is placed too close to the exhaust." 
  
"Hmmm...", says Adam, "hold on." 
  
So Adam goes to the celestial super computer, types in a few  keystrokes, and
waits for the result.  The computer prints out a  clip of paper and Adam reads
it.  He then says to Henry Ford, "It may be that my invention is flawed, but
according to the stellar computer, more men are riding my invention than
yours."