Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny.reruns
From: LUPES@csi.compuserve.com
Date: Mon, 10 Aug 1998 19:20:01 PDT

   Eastern Airlines recently introduced a special half fare for wives
who accompanied their husbands on business trips.  Expecting valuable
testimonials, the PR department sent out letters to all the wives of
businessmen who had used the special rates, asking how they enjoyed
their trip.

   Letters are still pouring in asking, "What trip?"